me before i go to bed: tomorrow i'm goign to start exercising a lot more and start eating better and find a job and wait did i just figure out the cure to cancer i'm going to tell everyone and do all my homework really early and get all As and make so many friends and am going to look really nice for now on and try to help other people and start to volunteer
me the next morning: nvm

me on facebook: do you all have brain damage or
me on twitter: do any of you understand grammar or
me on tumblr: do any of you want to live with me or

Me: OH MY GOD! THAT WAS THE BEST DREAM EVER !!!
My brain: Obliviate